A letter to my people
(Whoever you are)
Part I of V: Sorority Girls, an Archetype
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An editorial in the Washington Post by Nigerian American writer Uzodinma Iweala begins with a funny anecdote about “perky” college girls manning a Save Darfur booth:
Last fall, shortly after I returned from Nigeria, I was accosted by a perky blond college student whose blue eyes seemed to match the "African" beads around her wrists.
"Save
Darfur!" she shouted from behind a table covered with pamphlets urging
students to TAKE ACTION NOW! STOP GENOCIDE IN DARFUR!
My aversion to college kids jumping onto fashionable social causes nearly caused me to walk on, but her next shout stopped me.
"Don't you want to help us save Africa?" she yelled.
My university had a similar brand of girls. They would spirit off to exotic places over winter break and return with slightly slimmer noses—but the injustice of such privilege was not lost on them.
Their sororities organized fashion shows, in which they starred, to raise money so that African children with cleft palettes could be afforded at least one of the many luxuries they enjoyed: access to a good plastic surgeon.
One day these girls would return to their native Manhattan, Philadelphia, or Birmingham, Alabama and chair benefit balls. They’d Save the World in Dior couture from their castles in the sky, where no ever has to be poor or ugly or black (same diff).
Sometimes I have evil thoughts. I used to wish I had a little brown child with a cleft palette in my closet just for this: I’d whisper in his ear, “See that nice blond lady at the table over there? She has candy.” He’d go running up to one of these sorority girls to shake hands. What if she didn’t see him coming, and was startled? (Black people?? In Princeton?!!) How fast would she recoil? Fast enough to fall out of her chair?
There are some right now who are reading this and will want to say, "But a cleft palette is a serious health problem! And these girls, at least they're doing something, even if they are preternaturally beautiful and not particularly self-aware! Even if they've never once bothered to make friends with a brown person!"
Something. Yes, it is always good to do something. But if you really wanted to help, wouldn't you do everything in your power to make sure you that that something you were doing was the right thing, the right way?
And if you wanted to do that thing, legitimately, credibly, would you have to be African?
Would it at least help to be Black?
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